Man…That Is An Awful Lot Of Work For 2 Cheesy Foam Balls With Felt Eyes! (VIDEO)

I have been accused (or praised) of being able to make almost anything sound fun and way more exciting than it really is.  But this guy...he takes the cake.

Watch how this 1950s pitchman for Ivory Soap gushes over the two free Christmas tree ornaments you can get by following a series of instructions.  "Aren't they delightful?"  "They will brighten up your tree."  Hmmmm...take a look at what they really are.

Two "sparkling white plastic" with 2 eyes and some creepy hats on them.  Yet, watch this guy sell, sell, sell!  He makes these two free (minus the purchase of the soap and the cost of mailing in the coupon of course) ornaments sound as if they were made by Tiffany!

I love this guy.  Whoever he is!  "Aren't they delightful!"