Big Chuck’s #1 Christmas Gift Request This Year!

Well, I have decided that this is what I want for Christmas this year.  I think it looks neat.  But there is something inside me that thinks it might be an iffy choice for a gift.  Am I missing some 'negatives' about this party picnic table grill?

Take a look...should I ask Santa for this or am I just asking for trouble here? If anybody can get hurt with this thing, it is me.  I need your advice.  Can I handle this grill?  Click here for more information about the JAG grill.