Oreo found a physicist who has devoted 0.04 years to developing a machine to separate the cream from the cookie on an Oreo.

It beckons to the time we watch Pee Wee Herman's breakfast machine, but on a much less refined scale. David Neevel spends long hours "away from his dog and girlfriend" to perfecting his robot cream separator.

The video below details his madness. Is he a genius or a mad genius? Leave your thoughts in the comments below.

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