HIT OR MISS? Would You Buy Bacon Scented Air Freshener?

This item promises to "add a fresh whiff of maple smoked bacon to any room you are in."

They even have a small pocket sized unit to "take the bacon with you on the road."  I like bacon as much as the next person, but do I need this item? Not unless they also make an "omelette spray" as well as a "onion bagel with fat-free cream cheeses spread" spray to go with it. And what about a "cup of coffee spray" to wash it all down?

What do you think, hit or miss?

I rank this as a MISS!  (sorry, Dan)